So YAY ME! I have a camera! So I can write blogs with pictures in them, and wot's more i have a computer now my kid has finished work experience, which required my computer... long story. Never mind.
Meanwhile, read this. It's cute.
If things here make no sense, if my tenses merge without warning, if my spelling is not what you're used to, if my theology seems to keep contradicting itself, just remember: I'm a genius. Please try to keep up.