You got nuthin I want

I got this idea from Rodney. You google "your name needs" and write down the first ten results. Well, Google didn't seem to recognise my name, so I googled what Mum would have called me if I'd been a boy.

1. Quirkie needs money for art supplies.
2. Quirkie needs help.
3. What Quirkie needs right now more than anything else is for the Boston Red Sox to win the World Series.
4. Quirkie needs your help.
5. Quirkie needs no bell to silence Pacers.
6. Quirkie needs a ride home.
7. Quirkie needs to learn to play purposefully with toys.
8. Quirkie needs to develop step-by-step approaches to academic work.
9. Quirkie needs a home!
10. Quirkie needs a Smock.

Thank God I'm a girl. Apparently I would have been a complete wanker otherwise.